2026-10-24

#questionnaire

100 Odd Questions

From Sam!

  1. Would you rather never needing to sleep again or never needing to eat again?

Considering that this hypothetical does not limit wanting to eat or sleep, and I spend more time sleeping than eating, sleeping. This would also make sure I don't fall asleep in classes. In addition, workplaces and such usually have dedicated eating times, but for sleeping is just lumped in with your off-work free time.

  1. If your brain was a place how would it look like?

Those Wild West wide shots, desert all around, tumbleweeds flying by…

  1. When playing 2 truths 1 lie what are your 3 go-to facts?

Uh I don't think I have any go-tos.

  1. What is a topic you could talk about for hours?

*Shakes head* My OCs.

  1. Which songs do you normally gravitate towards when doing karaoke?

My Little Pony, LOL.

  1. What is a word that you wish existed in your language but doesn't?

The feeling of wanting to do something but still feeling too lazy to do it. But maybe the word already exists and I'm just illiterate, who knows?

  1. If you had to work for one of Batman's villains who would be the least horrible boss?

I don't know any Batman villains. Aside from Joker, but I don't know how good of a boss he would be either.

  1. What was your favorite flash game when you were a kid?

No-brainer-ass question. Henry Stickmin.

  1. How do you rate stuff? 0-5 stars, 1-10 points, a secret third option? do you use fractions / decimals?

Both of these I've used before; or maybe just a gut feeling of how I liked aspects of it. I don't really get decimals in ratings: if you rated something a 3.5/5, then why not just rate it 7/10? It's what I don't get about StoryGraph. They let you give ratings like 2.75/5. At this point why not make the full mark 100?

  1. What is the coolest flag?

No-brainer-ass question. My glorious Republic of Bauhinia.

  1. What's the best halloween costume you've ever pulled off?

That Sparky mascot thing. It wasn't made for Halloween though, but I wore it that day LOL.

The blurred face in question was my Chemistry teacher in high school.

  1. If Kirby ate you what ability would he get?

Lazyness.

  1. How many hours do you have on your most played game?

Damn how do I even tally this… I got 21 hours in Tomodachi Life but Henry Stickmin gotta be higher than that.

  1. If you were in a fighting game what would your character's gimmick be? intro animation? special moves?

Attack 1 (1 AP): Cry (applies 1 layer of [Sympathy] to enemy) [Sympathy]: has a 10% chance to reduce attack by 20%

Attack 2 (2 AP): Beg for mercy (applies 2 layers of [Sympathy] to enemy (stacks multiply, so now you have a 11% chance to reduce attack by 20%))

Ultimate: Give up (set own HP to 0, heals enemy 50% of HP lost, continue battle with another character of choice)

  1. What is the loudest you have ever been in a movie theatre?

I am remarkably quiet. Maybe the time in elementary school, a classmate hosted a birthday party by reserving a theatre room for all of us, and I was noisy because we were all noisy anyways.

  1. When travelling do you unpack your things and get comfortable or do you keep everything inside the suitcase and only take stuff out when you need to?

The second option. I'd hate to pack things back when I leave.

  1. If you were in a band what kind of music would you make?

Bad music.

  1. If you were tasked with creating a new Monster High character, what monster would they be designed after?

I don't know what Monster High is.

  1. If you were a demon which 3 items would people require to summon you?

A bed, a laptop, and a charger. Alternatively, a billion USD alone is also enough.

  1. If you were an actor would you prefer to be know for one role or multiple?

Well I don't know, multiple is always better no?

  1. Who is the most relatable fictional character ever?

Ah, see, uh, whichever post it was that I don't find myself relating to characters, aside from Harmony a little.

  1. Without considering rent prices how would your ideal home look like?

I don't have high standards. Not being blown apart every typhoon, doesn't have issues every so often; that'd be enough. And space for a cat. My bed has to be in the middle of the room instead of the corner. Can't get my sheets on there if it's in the corner.

  1. What is the real life equivalent of -1 HP (assuming your max HP is 100)?

Well… bleeding?

  1. Do you believe in aliens? how do you think they would look like?

Yes I think with such a big universe there has to be aliens. They definitely have hands, or any tool-using appendage, if they have anything resembling a civilization. Might look like centaurs.

  1. If you could pet any animal without there being any risk of getting attacked by it in the process which one would you choose?

A groundhog, probably; provided by that the no-attacking part also means I won't get diseases petting it.

  1. What is your favorite onomatopoeia?

Probably bling-bling.

  1. What is something you enjoy doing despite being terrible at it?

Art!

  1. Imagine you see a bowl full of candy but you have no idea which flavor each one is, which color would you pick?

Red or pink. Brown if they look obviously chocolate-based, like M&Ms.

  1. What is your favorite fun fact?

During the Cold War, the CIA mistook Hakka tulous from images taken by their spy satellites as missile silos.

  1. How do you celebrate your birthday?

I don't tend to.

  1. Imagine you're in a train or bus that's almost full but you have somehow acquired a perfect seat with nobody sitting next to you, what would be worse someone sitting right beside you or nobody wanting to sit next to you?

For a bus full of strangers, I'd rather no one sit next to me.

  1. What is your favorite clothing item you own?

My trusty pants of which I own like six copies.

  1. Is there anything that you expected to be a frequent thing in your life because of fiction that you were then really disappointed after finding out it only really happens in movies?

Umm, suddenly getting hit with an inheritance of some distant relative I had never heard about?

  1. What's your go-to pose for pictures?

Standing there, perhaps the V-finger.

  1. If you got lost in a mall where would your friends look for you first?

IDK… Where they last saw me? Parking lot?

  1. How would you describe your perfect day?

I could sleep in, eat well, draw, read, and don't feel like shit.

  1. Do you think you could pass a middle school math exam right now without studying for it?

Yes.

  1. If you were a fictional character with a distinct theme song that plays in the background every time you enter a scene, what song would that be?

Heh IDK. Give Me A Rose?

  1. Do you like your initials?

My initials are XX. It's so cool I love it.

  1. Do you collect anything?

Not really. I do horde digital art assets. I got Polytopia's that they conveniently and nicely give me; Blue Prince's that I extracted, and those new Penguin le Carré book covers… Prolly more in whatever buried folders.

  1. Do you wear accessories? how often?

No, I don't like wearing any.

  1. Have you ever grown attached to something that was supposed to be a placeholder?

I don't think so…

  1. If you were invited to a potluck what would you bring?

Fried eggs. Don't know how to make literally anything else.

  1. What socks are you wearing right now?

Plain and white.

  1. How often do you take pictures of yourself?

Nearly never.

  1. Where is your favorite place to hang out?

My room.

  1. If you died and became a ghost who, where or what would you haunt for the rest of eternity?

My room, probably.

  1. What is something that we deem as normal but is actually pretty weird when you think about it?

Marriage.

  1. What is your most useless skill?

I can tell some fonts at a glance.

  1. How often do you swear?

All the fucking time.

  1. What motivates you?

Not dying horribly.

  1. If you were famous how would your autograph look like?

Probably just "XXQ."

  1. What is something you haven't done in a long time that you would love to try again?

My sword… and pipa. Swords look cooler though. I joined the martial arts club at my high school and learned a couple moves and then just got too lazy to go… I still have the sword at home.

  1. Is there any food that you think looks really tasty but you don't actually like it, you just like the idea of it?

Cake. I haven't really had a cake I actually liked.

  1. What do you think of piracy (as in watching movies illegally, not literal pirates)?

Piracy is more moral than purchasing legally.

  1. If you accidentally stole something from a store how expensive would it have to be for you to feel guilty and go back inside to pay for it?

Always. I'm more worried about someone finding out somehow.

  1. What is the best gift you have ever received?

A crocheted scarf from a friend. I never wore it out though, because firstly I'm worried about damaging it; and I never found a way for scarves to keep me warm… If I'm cold in the neck I just tuck my jackets higher.

  1. Do you like keeping a schedule or do you prefer to rawdog all your responsibilities?

I try to complete assignments as early as possible, but I don't really have any plans.

  1. Have you ever installed a virus in your computer?

Not anything with immediate, obvious consequences. There may be some viruses on my computer right now for all I know.

  1. What is your favorite thing to write with?

My trusty pens, all same models from the exact same brand.

  1. If you didn't have to worry about money what would your ideal job be?

Maybe librarian.

  1. What's the furthest away from your home you have been?

Right now.

  1. Are birthdays a holiday?

Yes in the sense that it's celebrating a cycle around the sun and I don't like the idea of that. The "start" of a cycle is completely arbitrary.

  1. Is there anything people says reminds them of you but you don't really see the resemblance?

Ah I don't think so.

  1. How often do you rewatch media you like?

For short animation memes and AMVs, many, many times. I may never rewatch, for example, Umineko.

  1. What animal is your fursona?

Cat.

  1. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

I'd make myself insanely rich.

  1. If you were an enemy in a videogame what loot would you drop after you die?

Crap garbage. Maybe some glasses too because I have a shitton of them.

  1. If your life was a TV show what would play on the intro?

Is it song or video? For song it'd probably just be Give Me A Rose again; for video it'd show me in bed scrolling for the entire intro. (That image doesn't pair well with Give Me A Rose though…)

  1. How often do you wear your favorite shirt?

Damn near always. Like pants, I have a bunch of copies.

  1. What kind of clothes do you wear to the airport?

The classic shirt + hoodie + vest. Planes are cold as fuck!

  1. What do you do when you find a bug in your house?

Kill it. Or try to shoo it away if it's on the window. And then kill it if it doesn't go.

  1. What is your opinion on "so bad it's good" media?

Hazbin Hotel.

  1. If you were abducted by aliens but didn't have proof who would you tell? would you even tell anyone or take it to the grave?

…Everyone. I'm awful at keeping my damn mouth shut.

  1. If you met someone with a personality identical to yours, would you 2 get along?

We would never talk to each other. But like if we were roommates we would get along well. Because we never talk.

  1. If you were stuck in a time loop how long would it take you to start doing batshit insane stuff that you would never do otherwise?

After a couple rounds I suppose.

  1. If you magically lost the ability to feel embarrassment would your life be better or worse?

Better. I live inside my own head too much.

  1. How do you draw yourself (bonus points if you add an image)?

  1. What is your favorite storytelling medium?

Books still.

  1. What do you think is your most noticeable feature?

Gee, I don't know.

  1. Imagine you're a character from a cartoon that wears the same clothes every episode, what would those clothes be? would you have any different outfits for unique occasions like a beach episode or a christmas special or wear the same thing all season round?

See image above. All year round.

  1. Who do you main in Mario Kart? Smash Bros? Any other kind of videogame where you pick character?

I don't play these games. For Polytopia, this isn't a character but I like Imperius best.

  1. If someone told you they were stuck in a time loop and needed your help would you believe them?

No, but I'd help them as long as the request isn't too bad.

  1. What kind of bag do you carry?

A bag Volvo gave my dad when he bought a new car. It's pretty neat but features a clicking buckle instead of a zipper and I don't super like that.

  1. If you were a fictional character in which ways would the fandom mischaracterize you?

Eh, I wouldn't know… Because to know what's a mischaracterization, I need to know what the right characterization is.

  1. Do you have beef with an inanimate object?

My credit card. Evil incarnate.

  1. Are you a stereotype?

I don't know…

  1. What's the weirdest place you have ever slept on?

None too weird. Seats, chairs, tables. Airport bench once. In elementary school we all slept by piecing two tables together and lying on top.

  1. Do you have a catchphrase?

I don't think so.

  1. What is a non-edible item that you think would be really tasty if you could eat it?

Cotton.

  1. What is the best part of amusement parks?

That I don't need to go to one ever again.

  1. What do you keep in your pockets?

My phone. Keys.

  1. When you're trying to test if a pen works what do you write / draw?

Either squiggly lines or Sparky's head.

  1. Why is your favorite movie your favorite?

It's good. Honestly I don't watch a lot of movies, but Dear You is just so good.

  1. If someone who doesn't know you saw your YouTube history what kind of person would they think you are (If you don't use YouTube that much you can change it to your browser, music app, favorite social media, etc…)?

More recently, they'd think I'm some Minecraft speedrunner because I watched a shitton of speedrun and theorycrafting videos LOL.

  1. Would you live in a house that's rumored to be haunted if the house was really really nice and the rent was crazy cheap?

Yes. Provided my friends are my roommates I suppose.

  1. Would you prefer to sleep in the top or the bottom of a double-decker bed?

Bottom. I'm scared of falling off.

  1. How do you feel about outer space?

Cool, not particularly interested.

  1. What is the best compliment you have ever received?

That my OCs are interesting.

  1. If your life was a movie what would the genre be?

Slice-of-life? Because it's my life, and also it's boring.

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