Dream log

Decided to keep one of these. Don't expect it to be updated a lot, since I usually forget my dreams as soon as I wake up. But in case I don't, then I'll write them down here! Dates are the date when I woke up from the dream. Beware, insanity ahead!

Previous posts about dreams: 2025-04-21, 2026-03-30

2026-05-01

I forgot the first part. Usually when I forget too much I just don't write it down, but come to think of that maybe I should write them down anyways.

The first part involved some mishap at a company.

And then there were these creatures that would take the form of a human you know, but they would often have something weird about them, and that's how you know they're impostors.

I met two of my IRL friends (A and B), but I suspected they were impostors, so I very angrily asked them questions about where they'd been and what they have been doing. They answered quite normally. I felt something off, because friend A would usually have gotten mad if I was this hostile for no reason. But I couldn't find any concrete evidence that she's fake, so I let her be.

We went into a room. Sitting on a couch was friend C, who was emitting sprinkles. I immediately pulled out my gun and pointed it at his head. He said, whoa, whoa, let me explain. Let's go outside. So we went outside. He was emitting more and more sprinkles, and they had gotten larger, like colorful plastic balls. And he said, do you know? When you eat sprinkles, there's a 10% chance you'll start emitting them!

And then I shot him in the head twice.

I turned to see friend A coming towards me. I looked into the room again, and friends A and B were still there. I knew immediately that the newcomer was the real friend A, so I went into the room and shot the impostor friend A in the head too.

And then there was a bit where I was holding my gun to someone else's head and threatening to pull the trigger or something.

And then there was a bit where I was walking up a slope when I turned around. There was a car passing, and when it passed it revealed two copies of friend D behind it. One started chasing me, and I ran for it, shooting behind me.

And then afterwards, it seemed like after the entire impostor thing ended, all of us went to this facility in Washington state (no idea why it was in fucking Washington) where it was something about these impostors, I don't know. But the people who worked in the facility are all my little ponies. Except that we see all of them as humans, and they see all of us as ponies.

2026-04-04

I was telling people a story about this flight attendant. Apparently something was wrong with the flight she was on, but she piloted the flight and got everyone to safety and was regarded as a hero.

And then suddenly I'm in the story. It happened a long time ago, but now I'm inside of it, experiencing it as I walk. I sat in a car with the flight attendant (it seemed like the kind of sightseeing buses, all window with barely anything to block your sight. Or because I'm dreaming so I can see everything anyways), driving to the plane. And then suddenly we're on there. There may be a gap of events I don't remember, but now the pilots and all the first-class passengers disappeared.

The plane was… waking me wouldn't describe it as a plane. It was like a building that dream me somehow just believed was a plane. I walked around exploring, walked past a big spot that looked like a wedding restaurant where there's a big stage and a bunch of tables, and then I came across these elevators. Two of them are for normal passengers, and the third was reserved for first-class passengers. There were 3 floors, I was on the first. For the normal elevators, one of them only carried you to the second floor, and the other only carried you to the third. But the first-class elevator stops on all three floors. So I went in that one, wondering why they couldn't have just made the normal elevator stop on all three floors too. I exited out, it was either the second floor or the third I don't remember, and there was just this creepy space that looked like either an airport terminal or a subway station, eerily dark blue with no one there. I realized this was a place where only first-class passengers could reach, which is why they had to awkwardly design two different normal elevators, because of architectural reasons and they had to maneuver the normal passengers around the place.

I went back to the restaurant area and sat down with the heroic flight attendant at a table (who was apparently not piloting the plane at the moment but who the fuck knows). She received a note saying "I'm at the Architectural Archipelago. Come meet me — Hitler." It was in German but I understood it. The flight attendant seemed super hyped at the prospect of meeting Hitler. I woke up, but presumably if I hadn't she was going to fly us to the Architectural Archipelago next.

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