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Language

The language of the continent.

Due to literally being one Bauhinian Empire for thousands of years, everyone on the continent speaks one language. Though topolects and accents exist, the foundations of them are the same, and they always remain mutually intelligible. Here is all the info on the language! For a list of words in the language, refer to the dictionary!

Info

This batshit file is going to be riddled in unprofessional terminology that can make a real linguist weep, and I'm sorry about that. Do tell me if there's something you think I should change! Also, I would likely never make this into a fully-fledged conlang, and more important than ever that everything here is subject to change!

Contents

Ancient vs. Modern

Ancient Bauhinian is split into two forms: Noble Bauhinian and Common Bauhinian (think Latin and Vulgar Latin). Modern Bauhinian is developed from Common Bauhinian, while Noble Bauhinian is taught as a school subject to torture students all over the continent. In most places, these two languages (the old Noble one and the modern one) are now called Ancient Bauhinian and Modern Bauhinian now, to rid the idea of an aristocrat-exclusive language, although in Fanton they still call it Noble and Common Bauhinian.

As far as we're concerned, there existed 3 languages on the continent:

This file documents Modern Bauhinian.

In brief

Since I'm never finishing this language anyways, I'm gonna talk about some important features of Bauhinian:

  1. It is very specific and precise when talking about objective things. Evidentiality (saw with your own eyes? heard from someone trustworthy? untrustworthy? inferred it?), when exactly an event happened (historical event? just happened like hot news? happened early in your life?), etc.
  2. However, it's insanely vague when it comes to subjective stuff. "I want to be in bed with you 25 hours a day and have ten billion children1" and "I like you as a normal acquaintance. I might say hello to you on the street if I'm feeling nice" are literally expressed the same way, and there's no way around it unless you want to resort to literally saying "please have ten billion children with me" which just makes you sound perverted.
  3. Questions are worded completely differently when in normal contexts and in interrogations. Grammatically they are called "asking questions" and "requesting information," respectively. Exams are usually worded like "asking questions," except the exams at Ministry Affiliate which like the tone of "requesting information."
  4. There are a shitton of different ways to say someone died, depending on the identity of said dead person and the way they died.

I literally don't know how to make some (most) of these features LMAO…

Phonology

Bauhinian features 5 vowels and 22 consonants.

Vowels

Bauhinian Latin Sound-alike
a apple
2 e set
2:1 i tip
o boat
u boot

Consonants

Letters with no sound-alikes sounds like how they would in English.

Bauhinian Latin Sound-alike
b
p
d
t
g
k
3 v
f
m
n
3:1 y
3:2 w
l
j
q
x
z
c dots
s
zh juice
ch
sh

Rules

Syllables in Bauhinian are constructed with one of these patterns:

  1. a single vowel (a, e)
  2. consonant + vowel (pa, mo)
  3. vowel + consonant (at, um)
  4. consonant + vowel + consonant (nam, was)

But the restrictions are that y, w, and l cannot appear at the end of a syllable.

Pronunciation

Special-ass consonants

When j, q, and x are followed by a, e, or o, they are pronounced with a compound i + whatever followed them. To illustrate:

This is reflected on the pronunciation alone. In written form, nothing has changed.

Long and short i

The vowel i is typically short in Bauhinian. However, if it's at the very end of a word, with no consonant behind it, it becomes a long i. For example, the Bauhinian word sili is pronounced the same as the English word "silly."

Stress

Stress is not important in Bauhinian. Do whatever.

Writing system

Bauhinian's writing system is literally Chinese and bopomofo, called "characters" and "letters." Some bopomofo characters are jammed into another sound because there weren't enough consonants.

Chinese characters (ahem, Bauhinian characters) are used for words with concrete meaning, while bopomofo (ahem, letters) are used for grammatical particles, and to teach kids to read.

You can also write Bauhinian in Latin, for sanity purposes. Here are the differences:

Bauhinian

Latin

Bauhinian Latin English
紫荆ㄗㄧㄐㄧㄋ ㄎㄨㄇㄛ·ㄋㄧㄆ·ㄋㄚㄋ,ㄇㄨㄋ·ㄙㄧㄋ。 bauhiniaZijin flowerkumo-pluralnip-subjectnan, purplemun-predicativesin. Bauhinia flowers are purple.

Grammar

Bauhinian is an agglutinative language, relying on affixes (only prefixes and suffixes here) to modify a word to give it additional meaning.

Plural

The plural of a noun is denoted using the suffix -nip. In Bauhinian, "plural" is only used when the number of things is uncertain. When the number is certain, no plural suffix is added.

Bauhinian Latin English
苹果 sotan apple
苹果·ㄋㄧㄆ sotan-nip apples
贰 苹果 twoyax sotan two apples

Adjectives

Adjectives in Bauhinian are placed before nouns. For multiple adjectives, there is an order you need to follow, but I don't want to come up with it right now.

Bauhinian Latin English
红紫 精ㄙㄧㄌㄧ colorfulnadmun tadletfisili colorful tadlet

Emphasis

In English, adjectives can be modified by "very" or "a little." To express this idea in Bauhinian, you modify the adjective itself (notice the lack of "·" or "-" between them). To increase the degree, repeat the first syllable of the adjective (or the whole word if there's only one syllable) as many times as you'd like. To reduce the degree, add the suffix -tik as many times as you'd like. In Bauhinian, this is represented by the character 甚. Note that doing this for more than one time will have society clock you as a stupid kid!

Bauhinian Latin English
红紫 nadmun colorful
甚红紫 nadnadmun very colorful
甚甚甚红紫 nadnadnadnadmun literally eye-scorching (also you're probably under 10 years old)
红紫ㄊㄧㄎ nadmuntik not so colorful
红紫ㄊㄧㄎㄊㄧㄎㄊㄧㄎ nadmuntiktiktik literally grayscale

Also this type of speech is not accepted in academia, and you need to resort to precise and boring ways to express how your beaker of clear liquid turned a tiny bit blue after 8 hours. I have not come up with the boring way to express it and I don't want to because it's boring.

Numbers

Numbers in Bauhinian work exactly like Chinese. You string numbers together and they're split every four digits rather than three (so "ten thousand" has its own word). Because of this, people of the continent also put commas every four digits, not three.

Bauhinian Latin English
伍拾 5tok-10chan fifty
壹万 1bit-10,000muqu ten thousand
佰万 100fam-10,000muqu a million

Predicative

Telling someone about the property of something is a very common speech pattern. "The world is big." "The apples are red." "Sparky is the girl who's eating." "The boy standing there is Nightsun." To express these ideas in Bauhinian, you add the suffix "-nan" to the thing being described, and "-sin" to the property being assigned to it. 有点像古汉语里的“什么什么,什么什么”。 In speaking, a pause is usually between the two words / phrases. In writing, there may be a comma to represent the pause, but it's omittable.

Bauhinian Latin English
万物·ㄋㄚㄋ 大·ㄙㄧㄋ worldlantap-nan bigzhon-sin The world is big
苹果·ㄋㄧㄆ·ㄋㄚㄋ 红·ㄙㄧㄋ applesotan-pluralnip-nan rednad-sin The apples are red
闪闪·ㄋㄚㄋ,食·ㄊㄚㄋㄎㄚ·女人·ㄙㄧㄋ sparklyTantan-nan, eatnomni present ongoing tensetanka girlmofilip-sin Sparky is the girl who's eating
立·ㄊㄚㄋㄎㄚ·男人·ㄋㄚㄋ,月时日·ㄙㄧㄋ standChax-present ongoing tensetanka-boypufilip-nan, nightYamituk'sunaka-sin The boy standing is Nightsun

Cause and effect

This is literally the reason I made this in the first place but I just got too lazy to write it. One day.

Verb tenses

Bauhinian has:

Okay some of these maybe (definitely) can't be categorized as "tenses" in a grammatical sense but I don't care.

Saying "hello world"

Asking the real questions here! "你·ㄛㄩㄛ,万物!(youNa-helloowo, worldlantap!)"

Accents

Bauhinian
Literally the standard! I like to imagine they sound like the British.
Fantoni
Quite similar to Bauhinian, except they often mix up *n*s and *l*s. May pronounce "nat" as "lat," for example.
Atlasian
Likes to drag out their *i*s, making all of them long. "Filip" becomes "feeeeeleeeeep!"
Westavian
tba
Morelandian
Softens *t*s into *d*s like them yankees. "Ata" and "ada" are the same in their mouths.
Sylvandian
tba

QnA

Where do all these ideas come from?

Straight out my ass! I mean isn't conlanging basically just like that?


  1. Halcyon behavior

  2. Pronunciation of this letter differs slightly from the bopomofo character

  3. I literally took a whole 'nother letter and used it here. Pronunciation differs completely.


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